what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Randomize
