is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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