my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Randomize
