i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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