Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
We just shotgunned beers for America
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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