I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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