Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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