People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
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