Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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