We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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