I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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