how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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