That's intense
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
