Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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