I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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