what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
You ruined the universe
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
Randomize
