in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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