please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize
