week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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