moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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