question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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