Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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