I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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