Can Purell be used as lube?
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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