Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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