Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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