Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
My ass is underappreciated
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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