But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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