Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
True strength comes from lack of pants
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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