Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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