i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
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