they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
soo... how was my night?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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