If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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