Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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