If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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