It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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