She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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