hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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