Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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