Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
worst night to have a conscience
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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