and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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