id be glad to
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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