"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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