i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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