I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
i barfeds in our rink
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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