I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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