I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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