Nicole vs. Life
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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