If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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