My friends, they love my intelligence
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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