we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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